Season 2, Episode 13 – The Neon Gutter Goes Big

Dan steps into the host shoes and quizzes Burt and Matt on their BIG Neon Gutter business trip to Las Vegas. Our trips are usually purely for pleasure, but this one was to finalize the Neon Gutter’s biggest and most important marketing campaign ever. To prepare and to avoid distractions, they stayed in a 65th floor suite at the swanky Corckfords, Resorts World’s fanciest rooms, and played with the electric curtains long into the night.

Burt and Matt negotiated a massive mobile advertising campaign that is eco-friendly, active 24/7 and covers the entire Las Vegas Valley with the important Neon Gutter Cheap Thrills message. Learn more about the campaign, see the ads is action , and read our press release here.

The boys’ work didn’t celebrate their advertising coup. After the long sessions of tense, exhausting negotiations, reams of paperwork and forking over an unprecedented amount of money, Burt and Matt researched the state of the Strip, identifying pools open to the public, lowered table game limits, and the free entertainment opportunities for low-rollers, winding up at a surprisingly funky dance party. You can read about all the Neon Gutter deals in Vegas in our Deal HQ.

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Crockfords Bathroom Amenities
We’ve had eggs in our Vegas hotel rooms before, but they were usually from cockroaches or spiders. At Crockfords, our suite came with not only “bath caviar,” but also a loofah and all sorts of lotions and gels that we didn’t know what to do with.
Finalizing the Neon Gutter Advertising Deal
Gingy_bb and Matt shake as the massive marketing campaign contract is finalized. Not shown: all the lawyers who were involved.
An exciting action shot of the festooned Big Bambino Recycling vehicle in action, ready to be enjoyed by millions.
Circus Circus Slot Club Hours
Please memorize the convenient Circus Circus slot club hours. They will be on the test.
Paris Pool in Las Vegas
The Paris pool sits in the shadow of the world’s second tallest Eiffel Tower and is open to the public, not just hotel guests.
Skyline Hotel Pool
While there are several free pools in Vegas, the Skyline Hotel in Henderson rightfully keeps their oasis behind lock and key. This photo is almost actual size.
Flamingos and the Flamingo Hotel
Tucked around the Flamingo’s free pool are several habitats for exotic birds, including these flamingos, who seem to be less annoyed by the incredibly loud pool music than we were.
Burt Yells at Nobody
Burt picked up the receiver of this vintage switchboard at the Skyline Hotel and started yelling. It took him over thirty minutes to realize it wasn’t connected to anything.
Patty Powers does as her name suggests and powers right through Stevie Wonder’s “Superstitious” at the Tuscany’s Piazza Lounge. The groove was so intense that many who have been advised by their doctor to moderate their heart rates could not resist dancing.
Matt and Burt with Zoox
Burt and Matt prepare to get into a strangers’ vehicle because they were promised something free. Not the first time. But at least time there was no driver,
Rainbow Henderson Cavalcade of Prizes
For a minimal amount of slot play, Friday night Rainbow Casino guests are rewarded with a prize that is otherwise only available from carnival claw machines and rural thrift stores.
five dollar socks in Vegas
If you came to Vegas looking for cheap socks, you’ve come to the right place!
Peppermill cocktail
During a brief break and to celebrate their successful deal-making, Burt and Matt refresh themselves at the Peppermill.