Swim Free

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If you’re like us, the joint you’re sleeping in doesn’t have the greatest pool, or a pool at all. Maybe there was once a pool, but they filled it in with concrete and covered that with tattered artificial grass and a couple of broken chairs. Or maybe the pool is in the parking lot, with diesel trucks backed up to it, spewing black smoke, and a kid in a soiled swim diaper is smearing poop on the slide.

Not to worry because there are ways to swim free in Las Vegas, or lounge by a nice pool among the kind of people who normally won’t associate with us. For those seeking sun and swim, there are three ways to get into nice pools. First, can you climb high fences and evade security? Second, can you lie to the teenager checking room keys? If the answer to either is no, or maybe, the third and best way is for you. Head for the pools listed below that are open to the public for FREE.

We encourage everyone to do a John Cheever-esque swim of the Strip, taking a lap of each free pool before walking, wet-suited, to the next one until you’ve hit them all.

Updated August 3, 2025 – We do what we can to keep this up to date, but please verify these swimmin’ holes before making a trip. And tell us what you learn by calling our Stinkline ((775) 400-2941) or by emailing us.