Remembering a Las Vegas that maybe we shouldn't.
One of the word’s foremost authority on Sigma Derby crawls down into the Neon gutter and tells Burt, Dan, and Matt all about the “Sport of Plastic Kings.” Ski has ridden the rail for over 50,000 Sigma Derby races and shares his insight on the tiny galloping horses. He schools
Continue readingSeason 2, Episode 7 – The Sigma Derby Handicapper’s Corner
Burt, Dan, and Matt drag their sorry asses over the finish line of their 72-hour journey into the belly of stupidity and unreasonable penny-pinching. … Continue readingSeason 2, Episode 5 – Las Vegas on $39 a Day – Part 2
Burt, Dan and Matt literally walk through the first half of their brand new Las Vegas trip on $39 a Day, covering all lodging, transportation, food, entertainment, and vomit cleanup. The Neon Gutter crew encounter boutique magicians, Dracula weddings, a lot of coupons, tired feet, very smelly buses, and a
Continue readingSeason 2, Episode 4 – Las Vegas on $39 a Day – Part 1
Burt, Dan, and Matt talk through their plan to visit Las Vegas for 72 hours on $39 a Day, a recreation of the infamous $19 a Day trip (plus inflation). There are two main rules: 1) $39 covers all meals, lodging, travel, entertainment, and gambling; 2) they crew can’t take
Continue readingSeason 2, Episode 3 – Doing it Again – Preparing for $39 a Day
Matt recounts the second half of the infamous $19 a Day Las Vegas trip. … Continue readingSeason 2, Episode 2: $19 a Day – Part 2
Matt drags Burt and Dan down a harrowing memory lane as he details the infamous $19 a Day Las Vegas vacation that he, Stinky and Robert undertook. That $19 per person covered all food, lodging, transportation, entertainment, gambling, and medical supplies. Strap in to hear about $2 breakfasts, $16 rooms,
Burt grills Matt, Dan, and their guest Phil on the crummiest, dirtiest, smelliest, and most fun casinos they ever wandered into or escaped from. … Continue readingEpisode 5 – Shithole Casinos, or where losing money is the least of your worries
Burt queries Matt and Dan about all the terrible places they stayed in Vegas, including why in the world they stayed in them. … Continue readingEpisode 4 – Shithole Hotels, AKA Scrotels
Matt and Dan are joined by Phil and Mike for a look back to their first group trip to Las Vegas, when they were just babes in the woods, thrilled at the prospect of cheap buffets, free decks of cards, and a chance to see naked ladies. … Continue readingEpisode 3 – Our First Time
The Neon Gutter recounts the many ways they thanked Bob Stupak for the free money, free rooms, and free drinks with a series of practical jokes involving a lump of beef, police tape, Jell-o, and the most advanced printing technology the era offered to college kids. … Continue readingEpisode 2 – The Beef Tongue Matter