Episode 3 – Our First Time

Matt and Dan are joined by Phil and Mike for a look back to their first group trip to Las Vegas, when they were just babes in the woods, thrilled at the prospect of cheap buffets, free decks of cards, and a chance to see naked ladies.

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Phil
Guest starring Phil
Mike
and Mike
Road to Vegas
The breathtaking views of the Mojave Desert on the way to Las Vegas from Southern California. Dirt, followed by dirt, then some mounds of dirt.
Bun Boy Restuarant
The Bun Boy Restaurant in Baker, California, on the way to Vegas. It is the root of Matt’s annoyance all weekend.
Dan at Elmo
We arrive at the El Morocco and Dan’s feeling lucky!
Bally's Fountain
The captivating mermaids of Bally’s Fountain. Our first breasts of the trip! Unfortunately, they are out of reach.
Mirage Statue
Darin (smiling), Dan (kissing), Phil (fondling) see more mermaids, this time inside the brand new Mirage, and with accessible breasts, not surrounded by a moat.
El Morocco Lobby
Dan picks at the duct tape on the well-worn sofa in the El Morocco lobby and holds a roll of toilet paper stolen off a maid’s cart (she was later fired for that).
Peppermill Casino
The Peppermill, Liberal Casino of Fun, where dollar blackjack and 25 cent strawberry daiquiris reigned supreme.
Horse at Bally's
Mike, Darin, Mike, Dan, and Phil pose by a horse statue trapped behind a fence at Bally’s. The heat of the day is starting to hit the boys. Time for something cool.
Nudes on Ice
And by cool, we mean “Nudes on Ice” at the Union Plaza. Gaze upon the the majestic cast and stage. Photo from a Union Plaza brochure.
Downtown Vegas
And After the breasts, skating and jokes, we ventured into Downtown Las Vegas. This is Fremont Street before the canopy, the buskers, the kiosks selling crap , and the obnoxious music.
Venus at Caesars
Phil, Darin, Mike, and Mike say goodbye to Venus at Caesars Palace and to the statuesque breasts of Las Vegas until next time. Dan stands in the background pretending he doesn’t care (he does).